quit smoking on father’s day
I gave my father gum on Father’s Day. Hold on to your ‘cheap Asian’ jokes, bastards. I’m not a big fan of smokers, and he picked up the stinking habit a couple of years ago after having quit for a decade. He dismissed my gift because he’s apparently quit in the span of a week (orders from his energy healing master. don’t ask), but let’s just say I’m a cynic when it comes to reformations.
Words in Mandarin say: Dad, be good and please quit smoking. Fu, qing jie yen, guai la!
A corny attempt at punning, if you understand Mandarin. 
my fader quit after smoking for 30 over years! he still has a ciggy in his mouth time to time, not lit though. hehe. that’s his way. =D
what’s that funny thing after “乖啦“?
your fader’s self-control should be documented and awarded. XD
i don’t know how to draw ashtrays kthxbai